Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show
I regret every time I let someone know me too much.
Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
I would like to take this moment to thank John Mulaney for forever giving us “that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” as a way to react to literally every noise that comes out of trump’s mouth
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.





















